Sometimes ridiculous just hits levels that cause you to give yourself whiplash from how sharply you jerk your head to the side in disbelief. The latest such case is the one about the new Starbucks Holiday cup. And it is being condemned by the religious community at large all the way up to presidential candidates as the latest assault on the “War on Christmas”. And what is so very shocking about this inflammatory cup, one may ask. Its simply red with the Starbucks logo on it in green. Well, what else is there that is causing such a controversy? Nothing. Yes, but what is the source of the reason for the controversy? NOTHING. Literally, NOTHING.
It seems if you choose to opt out of choosing sides, of trying to decide what images will or won’t inflame someone, or some group out there, and go with a plain, undecorated (aside from the company logo) red cup, you have declared War on Christmas and a War on Christianity.
Originally, I was just going to laugh this whole thing off. However after giving it some thought, I realized that this has presented probably the most glaring example of how ridiculous this whole accusation has become. And reading some of the comments people left on the news item clearly shows that I was not the only one that found it placed very firmly beyond the extreme line.
The truth is that it seems almost like the opposite of the Draw Mohammed thing. Draw any depiction of him in any form and you can be put to death. Well, if you fail to offer the appropriate supplications to the glitter god of Christianity, you will be picketed, persecuted, publicly shamed. (Though they all still seem to be using the internet, google and all those other very convenient tools created by the apostates and heretics)
Granted, we have not yet progressed to the point of putting people to death for their beliefs, though the talk of such things gets louder and from a greater number of pulpits. I suppose time will tell on this.
Now, I can’t profess to know what the execs at Starbucks were thinking when they came out with the plain red cup. If I was to follow my logic, it would be that they chose this as a way of avoiding the firestorm that any symbol/s they might choose to grace their cups with. And I have to imagine that they were probably found sitting around that same conference table after the shitstorm began scratching their heads and saying, “How they hell did they get to War on Christmas from a plain red cup?”
Note to Christians. Failure to bow before your “god” is NOT a war on your holiday or your religion. It is simply a person choosing not to subscribe to your belief. Acknowledgement that there are many that do not share your belief and honoring them with a blank slate to create their own is NOT a war on “your” tradition. They gave you a blank cup. You can draw anything on it that you want. Or nothing. Your religious beliefs are not being restricted and persecuted because you cannot force the entire country to bend to them.
This whole thing would be funnier than hell if it wasn’t so common and being pushed at such high levels. We even have presidential candidates that have said if they are elected, Everyone will say “Merry Christmas”. I wish people would really sit down and let that sink in for a bit. EVERYONE will say “Merry Christmas”. How different is this than the countries that control and prosecute non-Muslims? Maybe we aren’t throwing them in jail or executing them. Or at least not yet. It is only a difference by degree, and that degree is becoming closer and closer all the time. That is a truly scary notion.
This season doesn’t just belong to one religion, one belief. It belongs to almost all beliefs. The blank slate of the red cup at Starbucks gives everyone the canvas to celebrate what it means to them. I don’t know if that is what their intent is. Or if it was a stepping back. Or if it was just plain cheaper. But, I do not believe it was a war on the season. Its just a red and green cup for the season that will hold a hot beverage to warm you on a cold day. Granted, its an overpriced hot beverage. But, its simply a hot cup. That’s red with a green logo. There are far greater things in this world that need our energies. A red cup does not.
And to end, just a little sampling of some of the celebrations for the closing of the year.